Goat Simulator is a stupid game, but that shouldn't come as shock. As of now, I've sunk a juicy 45 hours into this GOAT of a game. Even though I have the platinum, this is one of those few games I have the platinum for, but not all the trophies! I haven't fully finished the Space DLC, I'll get around to it eventually.

So to start, I actually played this game for years before I ever got my PS4. I would play the mobile version on the bus during way home from school. I loved this game so much that I even played the bootleg versions. It was such a fun experience that I attribute some of humor and style. This game has charm filled to its absolutely limit. If it had any more charm, they would need a surgeon to take some out before the game went in charm-diac arrest.

Now I managed to Platinum this game in 1 week, 2 days, 20 hours from the moment I earned the first trophy. It wasn't too hard at all, I didn't even the guide because I just happened to remember where everything was. There are a total 31 trophies, (83 with all the DLC) and is honestly a great experience. I would highly recommend anyone who has the base game complete it.

But nothing is without flaw. This game was made intentionally with bad controls. It's supposed to be played weirdly, you literally have a ragdoll button. However, at a certain point (looking at you waste of space DLC) you start hating how its played. this is what has stopped me from getting those last 4 DLC trophies. Occasionally you will also just clip through the floor. It's annoying to be making progress on something and then WOOP you are back the beginning.

I can't really choose a favorite character for this game because there aren't really any "characters" per se. Same with a least favorite. You get a pass Coffee Stain Studios. For now.

Favorite trophy in the base game would probably have to be "Devil Goat". I liked the design of Devil Goat and the summoning was cool as hell. Least favorite would be "The Flapmaster" because I already hate flappy bird so playing flappy goat was...not fun to say the least.

Well, thanks for reading my thoughts on Goat Simulator. I'll have to update this when I don't have to crunch to get this out once 2024 starts. 

Fun fact, exactly one week after I earned the platinum trophy for this Goat Simulator, The Stupendium released a song about it!